Fall/Winter 2017 on Broadway

David Zinn’s fabulous set and costumes for SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

Dear Readers,

Since my last review, I have been withholding; I saw six shows. Why didn’t I write reviews of these shows? Because they were one and all utterly uninspiring. None was so bad as to receive a pithy reproach. Equally, none inspired glee. So here is my short catch-up on this lackluster season to date:

LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONSJohn Leguizamo’s¬†entertaining one-man show includes a short political diatribe which is to be expected considering the “Wall” etc. Not quite the insightful, thrilling journeys we’ve gone through with him in the past, but amusing enough.

METEOR SHOWER – I expected so much more from the author of SHOPGIRL and BRIGHT STAR, this slight play reads like a college exercise¬†in surrealism, but damn, that is a “grade A” cast of comedians and I laughed A LOT during the first 2/3rds.

ONCE ON THIS ISLAND – I’m not one for folk tales about women sacrificing for love. Don’t you think we’ve had enough of that? This show has some great music, some great dancing, but comes off like an overstuffed Disney Caribbean Princess story.

THE PARISIAN WOMAN – Bland show with a bland leading actress. Politics-lite.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS – If you know the cartoon, you will love this show. The characters are absolutely spot-on, David Zinn‘s set & costumes are eye-popping. The story is a jumble of unresolved plots and the songs are a jukebox mess.

FARINELLI AND THE KINGMark Rylance is always enthralling on stage, and the castrati-style vocalist supported by original instruments (and no sound system) are stunning. Unfortunately, the play is slight and drags.

So what’s the take away from this mediocre start of the 2017-2018 season? Producers are mostly back-ending the shows to the spring, closer to the TONYS, but once the theaters are all full, there may be a traffic jam and it’s usually the interesting straight plays that lose out when that happens.

I’ll be reporting from LA for the next few months. Stay warm.