Fall/Winter 2017 on Broadway

David Zinn’s fabulous set and costumes for SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.

Dear Readers,

Since my last review, I have been withholding; I saw six shows. Why didn’t I write reviews of these shows? Because they were one and all utterly uninspiring. None was so bad as to receive a pithy reproach. Equally, none inspired glee. So here is my short catch-up on this lackluster season to date:

LATIN HISTORY FOR MORONSJohn Leguizamo’s entertaining one-man show includes a short political diatribe which is to be expected considering the “Wall” etc. Not quite the insightful, thrilling journeys we’ve gone through with him in the past, but amusing enough.

METEOR SHOWER – I expected so much more from the author of SHOPGIRL and BRIGHT STAR, this slight play reads like a college exercise in surrealism, but damn, that is a “grade A” cast of comedians and I laughed A LOT during the first 2/3rds.

ONCE ON THIS ISLAND – I’m not one for folk tales about women sacrificing for love. Don’t you think we’ve had enough of that? This show has some great music, some great dancing, but comes off like an overstuffed Disney Caribbean Princess story.

THE PARISIAN WOMAN – Bland show with a bland leading actress. Politics-lite.

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS – If you know the cartoon, you will love this show. The characters are absolutely spot-on, David Zinn‘s set & costumes are eye-popping. The story is a jumble of unresolved plots and the songs are a jukebox mess.

FARINELLI AND THE KINGMark Rylance is always enthralling on stage, and the castrati-style vocalist supported by original instruments (and no sound system) are stunning. Unfortunately, the play is slight and drags.

So what’s the take away from this mediocre start of the 2017-2018 season? Producers are mostly back-ending the shows to the spring, closer to the TONYS, but once the theaters are all full, there may be a traffic jam and it’s usually the interesting straight plays that lose out when that happens.

I’ll be reporting from LA for the next few months. Stay warm.

1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

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November 1st, 2016 marks the one year anniversary of ShowBuzzNYC.com and I want to say thank you for reading these reviews.  I’ve hit some amazing highs this year, like the first time I saw my review on BroadwayStars.com or when I was listed as a Critic on Show-Score.com.  I’ve written 52 posts in 52 weeks, not including a couple of reviews for TimeOutNY.  But most of all, I am having the time of my life seeing shows with friends and writing reviews.  So thank you for your support and I promise to keep it short and not too nasty (unless it is earned).  XO Laura

Editorial: In Praise of Producers

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I once knew a Producer who sold his wife’s jewelry to finance a show.  The marriage did not survive, but the show was a hit. I knew a Producer who gave away most of his shares in a production just to get it on its feet, only to watch his partners become rich while he struggled to make rent.  I knew a Producer who mortgaged his family’s home to renovate a Theater he didn’t even own.

It has been suggested that Producers are mercenaries, feeding off of artists for financial gain.  Granted, the Producer is the only position in the Theater that is not hired and it only takes one thing to be a Producer; Money.  So you would think that Producers would come in a variety of personalities, but actually, there are traits that most Producers share.

Lead Producers in Commercial Theater are a quixotic group.  They have to be. They are setting themselves up in a business known for failure.  They are achievement-oriented and risk-taking optimists, working in a field where you have to be in love with the art of Theater to put yourself through such insane pressure with an unforgiving deadline.  Theater, like the Church, is a “calling,” not a vocation.

It drives me crazy when people say that Producers aren’t creative.  Producers weigh every decision they make for its artistic merits.  If they didn’t choose that particular play with those creatives, the show would not go on, no one would have jobs or the potential for continued income or even, perhaps, glory.

It drives me more crazy when Producers are blamed because a show folds.  It’s the nature of the business; all shows close eventually.  Sooner or later, the audience will wander and money will run out. NO ONE feels the pain of closing a show so acutely as Producers; watching years of negotiating, charming,  wheedling, maneuvering, and begging come to nothing as their dream disappears overnight.

Sure, there are a few bad apples who keep two sets of books or move money around illegally from one production to another as if they will never get caught. (You can probably guess who I am implying.)  But they eventually do get caught.

The changing regulations of the Theater Industry have not helped Producers.  Up until 1996, the New York Investor Protection Bureau required that all signed Investment paperwork and funds had to be in before the first paid public performance of a theatrical production.  This gave a rock solid deadline for Producers to use to raise money.  But 20 years ago, Congress passed a law called the National Securities Markets Improvement Act (NSMIA) that preempts the states’ powers so there has been no law whatsoever requiring a producer to have  the financing secured by any particular date or milestone in the production cycle.  Some attorneys and producers responded to this change by setting up their own deadlines in the production’s offering documents, others have left it open-ended. I have seen offering papers that used a deadline of one year after the official Opening Night! 

As a result, in the past 20 years we have seen more shows fold before rehearsals start, because if you have a group of risk-taking optimists and take the pressure of a deadline off of their investors, chaos ensues and funds promised do not always materialize.  Producers should be praised for responsibly pulling the plug before the first rehearsal, rather than berated for lost income.  

Believe me, no one hates closing a show more than the Producer. It is their lifeblood, their reason to be.

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